Funny good morning quotes


"I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up."

Written by Arwein in Funny good morning quotes

"The brain is a wonderful organ, it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."

Written by Arwein in Funny good morning quotes

"Why can not the morning ever say:
\"Today has been canceled..so go back to sleep."

Written by Arwein in Funny good morning quotes

"Yesterday is history,
tomorrow is mistery,
today is a gift.
Have a great day."

Written by Arwein in Funny good morning quotes

"Thank you Lord for another beautiful day. For opening up my eyes & ears, to see and hear the goodness you have left here for us. Teach me more."

Written by Anonymous in Funny good morning quotes
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